Saturday, March 3, 2007

THE SHOCKMASTER - SHOCKS THE WORLD, (whats left of it)


"ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THAT.... HE IS GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD.... !!!!!"

The Shockmaster wants to rule the world..... with Sid Vicious.. not the dead punk star.. but the lame wrestler... Hey its important to have goals, no matter how shitty they are. You know?


The Shockmaster sucks on many levels. First, he falls through the wall and his helmet falls completely off his head. Next, he talks with a gruff "Darth Vader-esque" sound without the use of any vocal apparatus. Thats his real voice. He comes off like a man with emphasema. I have no idea what kind of robe that is on his shoulders but that sucks too.

Yes. its painful to watch. The production values are pretty bad and its amazing how many people were actually in this audience. The set design looks like something from TBN.
hanniballecturer (1 week ago)
this is painfully embarrassing.... even worse, the 'shock master' is just a fat guy in a glitter covered storm trooper mask
RiLLyInc (1 week ago)
he's wearing a stormtropper helmet!!!!
Cantu 2007

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