Tuesday, April 10, 2007

TRACI LORDS - THE HOUSEHOLD NAME YOU CAN'T IGNORE

"WAIT A MINUTE...... THE 80'S ARE OVER, RIGHT?"

In the 80's the X tape industry was in its infancy. There were a lot of movies being made and distributed to the masses. During this period it was a lot safer to rent these instead of going to the bad side fo town to some sleezy peep show theater. You could avoid getting beaten to a pulp or worse.... This was the Age of Traci Lords.

Lords was 15 or 16 when she made most of her films. Then someone blew the whistle, maybe it was Lords herself, I don't have all the details. In either case this was what resulted in a crackdown by state and federal laws. These films became blacklisted from the industry.

Just when you think it was all over Traci Lords came back with a whole slew of forgettable movies. These ranged anywhere from bad science fiction to really bad comedies and apparently a set of work out videos.

..... ex-porno star work out videos?

...WHA????

Yes, my son, very strange indeed.

I will make a broad prediction here and say that this could result in future products in this lifetime. I predict a cooking show on Food.tv, a reality show on VH1, and god knows what else.

Heres what some very insightful surfers have said....

ACMalloch (5 months ago)
LMAO
5thAmericanIdiot (5 months ago)
Lol u sure thats a workout?

mrgb46 (3 weeks ago)
Slow the speed down...GEEZZ
AdventChildX111 (5 months ago)
That made me feel retarded but oddly satisfied XD

robertetaylor (1 year ago)
Traci Lords did workout videos??
whoregay (1 year ago)
What the FUCK?



Enjoy.

Cantu 2007

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