elegant elliot offen - INQUISITION OF THE HEALTHY

"WHY CAN'T I TELL YOU, THAT YOU LOOK.... UNHEALTHY?"

He has no degree that anyone knows of. Thats too bad because Elliot is a health dynamo, he cares a great deal about being... FIT in a mad mad world.


"You look worse than ever.... whats going on !!"

Great television.

Cantu 2007

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ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN GOES NUTS -- RIIIIIGHT?

This is TRULY the greatest thing that has stumbled out of the "official" hollywood industry entertainment machine in quite some time. Best of all... ITS FREE.. technically speaking. You don't have to tune in at a certain time or buy anything to catch this guy.....

You can stand out on 42nd and Broadway and see him perform for free -- theatening to "punch out one tooth at a time" or.. chasing after a bus while wearing a dress..... down a one way street. This is entertainment in its highest form.

AND.. its better than anything thats being produced right now by the entertainment industry. You will be hard pressed to find anything INTERESTING AS THIS on Entertainment Tonight. I can guarantee you that.... FO SHO.

He cannot talk about how he accidently ran over some woman in his car because of a gag order. Instead he wanted to talk about how he punched a hole through this guys face.. riiiiiiight? Joe Corsin... the Matre'de at the Worlds Famous Stage Delicatessan.... which is funny becuase I've eaten at the Stage manytimes in NYC and they DO NOT HAVE A BOUNCER... or a HEAD BOUNCER.. its a freakin restaurant NOT A NIGHT CLUB OR STRIP CLUB... This is total lunacy.... Then he punches a hole in the wall...

This is funny too for another reason.... this guys nuts.
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Ted Cantu is the creator of http://www.beautyloungestore.com he has contributed to several blogs and podcasts such as…..http://911copywriters.podomatic.com. He served as a top rated art director for Interactive Web Marketing groups in Chicago and New York City.

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