THE HOWARD STERN SHOW - "....FOOD!!!!!"

"...........what are those white things in your mouth that help you eat?"

DRUMROLL PLEASE.....

Beetlejuice hurridly blurts out, "FOOD !!!!!".. AND YET ANOTHER FORGETABLE MOMENT IN TV HISTORY IS BORN......

Don't get me wrong. I know there are a lot of FORGETTABLE moments on tv, (Rosie O Donnel, Moesha, Megan Mullalay, Ellen DeGeneres, Jerry Seinfield, Love Boat, and so so so many others its not even worth counting......... Basically the last 40 years). But this stuff is somewhat significant because it defies quality. Instead of eagerly trying to absorb itself into mainstream America, (What is that?) this stuff cuts across the grain and eagerly mannifests its way into miserly entertainment.

Its a little hard on the ears, ( especially the whiney Ms Howard Stern -- grab your Raid repellent bug spray -- no kidding -- she is THAT bad) and a little hard on the eyes too... Get a load of Beetlejuice's teeth. There is no INVISILIGN system that can contain those sinful yet horrifying chompers.......

This is entertainment for those who have sit through, (somewhat patiently) an entire barage of garbage on TV throughout the years. When there is nothing else out there that tug a chuckle out of you or make you giggle this stuff is there to do the trick.

Cantu 2007

HOWARD STERN - BATTLE OF THE NITWITS

ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN GOES NUTS -- RIIIIIGHT?

This is TRULY the greatest thing that has stumbled out of the "official" hollywood industry entertainment machine in quite some time. Best of all... ITS FREE.. technically speaking. You don't have to tune in at a certain time or buy anything to catch this guy.....

You can stand out on 42nd and Broadway and see him perform for free -- theatening to "punch out one tooth at a time" or.. chasing after a bus while wearing a dress..... down a one way street. This is entertainment in its highest form.

AND.. its better than anything thats being produced right now by the entertainment industry. You will be hard pressed to find anything INTERESTING AS THIS on Entertainment Tonight. I can guarantee you that.... FO SHO.

He cannot talk about how he accidently ran over some woman in his car because of a gag order. Instead he wanted to talk about how he punched a hole through this guys face.. riiiiiiight? Joe Corsin... the Matre'de at the Worlds Famous Stage Delicatessan.... which is funny becuase I've eaten at the Stage manytimes in NYC and they DO NOT HAVE A BOUNCER... or a HEAD BOUNCER.. its a freakin restaurant NOT A NIGHT CLUB OR STRIP CLUB... This is total lunacy.... Then he punches a hole in the wall...

This is funny too for another reason.... this guys nuts.
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Ted Cantu is the creator of http://www.beautyloungestore.com he has contributed to several blogs and podcasts such as…..http://911copywriters.podomatic.com. He served as a top rated art director for Interactive Web Marketing groups in Chicago and New York City.

ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN GOES NUTZOID

HOWARD STERN - WHAT A MESS

Here's three clips.... The Gilbert Gottfried clips are pretty funny -- they are older ones that poke fun at Andrew "Dice" Clay.... This is from his first show he had on WOR Channel 9. Some would argue that this was his peak......

It comes in two parts......

The clip with Elegant Elliot Offen reflects what sort of people he had on in the 1990's. Elliot has a LOT of problems. I ran into this guy in the Brazil Day parade in NYC a few years back. He wore a black nightie and pumps and carried an umbrella. If memory serves this guy wore a bullet bra......

I like to watch these wacko people fly off the handle and wig out. Thats one of the things I miss about New Yorkers in general..... and living there, you know? Never a dull moment.

Watch his reaction when Stern accuses him of wearing gumball jewelry. The last clip turns into a complete over the top moral argument.

This is actually better than community access television.
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Ted Cantu is the creator of http://www.beautyloungestore.com he has contributed to several blogs and podcasts such as…..http://911copywriters.podomatic.com. He served as a top rated art director for Interactive Web Marketing groups in Chicago andNew York City.

ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN ON HOWARD STERN

GILBERT "DICE" GOTTFRIED - Part II

GILBERT "dice" GOTTFRIED - on Howard Stern

Howard Stern - Beetlejuice and Sal-Juice

This is some great comedy... I like Stern in limited doses. This is classic Stern during his New York days. Its the NYC people that really made this show..... it added to the weirdness.

I liked the WORLD PREMIER APPEARANCE of Sal Juice.

After years of comedy Stern went to Sirius. His recent statement in Forbes made me almost fall out of my chair. He is holding the public responsible and called the entire fiasco and injustice? These are the words Stern used to describe his lack of audience on the Sirius network.

Apparently it is our public responsibiity to support fading talent. Long after the 15 minutes of fame Stern is clinging on trying to stay relevant. I heard he sued his former network, CBS....a late night Saturday night show that competed with Saturday Night Live and it had a small viewership.

ehhh.. now before i get too political im going to end it here... just enjoy the comedy of what once was.....

The Howard Stern Show - Gilbert Gottfried and Prune Juice, (Sal Juice)