Wednesday, December 13, 2006

JESSE CAMP - WELCOME TO CRAP


I remember this Toad Stool..... He sucked. In fact Jesse Camp and I actually met one time in New York City. His career was over. He was fired from MTV. I saw him in a Barnes and Noble bookstore. I was in a suit and it was near the stella adler acting school. I went to reach for a business magazine and he called me a corporate pig !!!.. hahaha.. I am not kidding you.

This guy smelled ... it was hot too that day. He wore a black Hefty trash bag with two arm holes in it as a shirt. He must have been roasting in this thing. It was about 90 degrees out and it was august. Plus the heat from the concrete. I know I was sweating bullets. But this swine called me a corporate pig. I didnt do anything to provoke him or to upset him. I didnt even sneer at his wardrobe. Honest.

I watched him slunk down the aisle. He might have been high, who knows. I saw him stumble out into the blazing hot heat in that ridiculous garb he considered pop fashion. I felt bad for him.... because im a decent human being.

But still... I found it somewhat funny too, I had mixed feelings. One hand I felt like saying.. SCREW HIM. The other half of me wanted to say... who cares, get some real clothes loser... or go get a job.

This is what others said about his video:

Jesse Camp had a weak attempt at Rock n Roll. Nowhere to be found, no one seems to care.

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wait, it gets much better
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Filthy idiot
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JESSE CAMP isn't cute and he needs to take a shower. all the money he made during this time, and he couldn't even fix his nasty teeth! go figure! - BRIAN
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Why is he talking like that in the song? Even when it came out, this song was crap, and don't even say it was before it's time. No one plays rock 'n' roll today, or at least deserves to be called "Rock 'n' Roll". Jesse Camp sucks, and everybody hates him.
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IMG get this, this music is so unkown you cant even GOOGLE THE LYRICS, you end up with nothing. God jesse camp sucked balls. Out of morbid curiosity i wonder were he is now

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I REST MY CASE
He should change the bands name to JESSE CAMP AND THE MORONS FROM MARS

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Ted Cantu is the grooviest creator of FASCUBE Fashion Culture Beauty Network 2006

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